Dear Ex-Boyfriend

Just to be clear, I’m a guy and kani nga post nabasahan rapud ko ni sa @BPO Confessions Cebu. Ambot ug na-post ba ni dri. I.filter lang if mana ni ug post. I just wanted to share the LOL.
Warning lang pud sa akong mga ka-brad nga guys, hinay-hinay nata ui, ky n.level-up na ang girls.. hahaha

Dear Ex Boyfriend,

Kay permi lang man ka basa aning BPO Confessions, I guess here’s the best avenue for me to get your attention.

Thank you for the 2 years I wasted with you. At first, buotan man unta ka pero ambot dis-a ka nabikil nikalit lang man ka’g tiriring. When I found out you were cheating and fooling around with your workmate, I did what a normal, intelligent and furious girlfriend would do : I plotted for revenge.

I devoted the remaining one month of our relationship trying to make up for all the bad shit you put me through. Everytime magtimpla ko’g kape for you, sagulan nako’g dishwashing paste, cough syrup, feminine wash, ug unsa pa nang akong makit-an sa kusina or sa CR nato. I was even more happy everytime magpatimpla ka’g more than one cup. Don’t worry, wala nako gi gamit sa toilet imung toothbrush, sa akong mga shoes and sandals ra. Mas dali man gud hinluan kay gagmay kaayo’g bristles imung toothbrush. Oh and that lotion you’ve been using nga permi ka moingon humot kaayo, foot lotion nah dear.

When you thought you lost your iPhone on our last trip, you didn’t really lose it. I took it from your bag and akong gibaligya when we came back here in Cebu. Then I went to a shopping spree with my friends and I just told you gilibre ko sa akong mom. When you come back from your business trip, expect that ME and ALL my things are no longer at the apartment, including the ref, TV, and the aircon since I was the one who bought them. Pasensya na sa dakong square nga buho sa bungbong, wa na ko’y time motapal. By the way, I smelled a dead rat in the apartment before I left. Good luck looking for it.

Please nalang diay pud ko bayad sa renta this month. Tutal sa imuha bitaw nga name under nang atong apartment. Maybe you can share it with your new girl nga utro sad palamunin. Now that I’m done with you, one last advise. Undangi na nang imung mga bisyo kay wa nay makasupporta ana. Gi-withdraw na nako tanan natong savings sa atong Joint Account sa BPI. Ayaw na bother ug gukod nako kay angay ra to ikabayad sa tanang utang nimo nako tungod anang imung mga bisyo ug luho.

P.S. Just in case it’s still not clear to you, WE’RE OVER! Hahaha!

Your Single and Ready to Mingle Ex-Girlfriend

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